HOW TO KISS.. *TUTORIAL*

but let's say we've been dating for

about three minutes and I'm ready for

the next step so I'm up here I just got

out of the basketball court go down

mmm-hmm

wipe it off your face rubber duckie

rubber duckie upper brother my name is

Jack and you guys are about to watch the

cringes video you have ever seen by far

this is Gabrielle's idea I don't want

anyone watching this video to even

consider the thought that this is my

idea cuz it's definitely not this is

Gabrielle's idea so I'm just putting it

out there I was and I was like do all

people kiss the same do people like know

how to kiss I don't know they're like

wait I remember the first time I tried

to kiss him I don't even know wait what

do you mean by that

I was nervous cuz I didn't know if I

knew how to kiss so this is the thing

though I don't even know how you'd film

this video that's always been second

nature to me I obviously been making out

with women in my whole life it didn't

matter if I was 12 and they were 45 I

was still doing it they come over with

their Louie Vuitton bags I hate my

husband I'm telling you I'm telling you

the truth no I'm not but you better

believe my fantasies would have said I'm

gonna stop talking

but guys guess what once again I'm just

saying this is Gabrielle's idea this was

not that's best content some people will

be commenting on our videos you guys are

running out of video ideas something for

one no we're definitely not but also um

trust me I have some I have some fake

mmm I have some fantasies in my head

that you guys would love to hear about

yeah but you got telling me to quit

talking whenever you please just don't

you're my you're my guy yeah anyways the

reason why I was suggested in this video

is because one of our I first started

talking to Jack

I was nervous cuz I thought I didn't

know how to make out or kiss cuz Jack

was really the first guy that I ever

like really made out with we're like you

know cuz we've been together five like

not dating five years but we've been

together five years dating like four

years

and so we were I was 15 you know 14 no

15 babe this is not like rocket science

I'm sorry sometimes I forget it's been a

long time that we've been together but I

was just really really nervous about

messing everything up because you know

kissing is like your first impression on

someone and what's not but it's like

maybe someone I ever over here wandering

out of a kiss never I know but it's not

a bad kisser that's kind of like it's a

way to it yeah I definitely can ruin the

experience trust me everyone I like I

was saying it's like 45 year old women

with we're just not gonna let him talk

anymore during this video except for

what I'm just saying I'm just saying

yeah okay this is what I'm asking

Gabrielle how do you film this video do

we start making out what do you want to

do should we give some tips like before

hey you're the one I wanted to do this

video I don't know I'm not I was just

like Doc let's film this video we're

gonna do this and we didn't really think

about it we just kind of really no I had

no idea she didn't think about it

I have no idea what we're going to do

I'm clueless but just judging by what

the video is called I'm I mean I'm

assuming I'm gonna have a good time

yeah yeah I mean so like Bert I did I

was gonna she had fish for dinner all

right yeah I got Ralph yeah Oh first tip

make sure you mouthwash before you kid

not when I'm gonna give tips on how to

kiss someone that's why okay but that is

a very important thing if you're gonna

get up close and personal with someone

all on someone you want to make sure

your breath smells pretty decent duh if

it does it have a little more obvious

information okay is that what we're

doing is that what we're doing how do

kids yes we're doing how the kids first

mouthwash are you serious

okay I agreed to do this video out the

kindness of my heart I did not expect to

be roasted and exposed as Isaac you

burped in that I was like all right I'm

gonna go mouthwash Gabrielle you okay

say whatever you come back we're making

out I'm good with that

anyways so first thing make sure your

mouthwash to make sure that the other

person is like on the same wavelength

says you don't want to just let go

for the kiss and they they're going for

the hug is that it's awkward like a hug

kiss woohoo she wants to be friends here

wanted to be more than friends and then

also another tip for kissing make sure

it's at the right spot like if it's your

first kiss with her you don't want to

her parents too you know Oh mm-hmm

it's also a really good way to check

girls up yeah we got real talks too much

you guys know it you've seen the way I

edit my videos more than 15 seconds of

Gabrielle speaking not happening no way

there's I'm letting that fly

Gabrielle be literally talking about

whatever random objects behind her that

sparkles this is like this is Gabrielle

vlogging within 15 seconds ivy Emmys are

grabbing the camera or I'm Lily just

telling Gabrielle stop like or I'm doing

that to that face I like to do in

Gabrielle assessing that no one can

comprehend like I'm just saying this is

about how to kiss first things first I

feel like the guy should explain it

shouldn't you be the one extra okay I

can't not yet yeah I thought this was

types I didn't know what I don't know

what we're filming so this is how to

kiss a girl okay how'd it kiss a girl or

how to kiss a guy yeah I mean I know

both yeah that's the perfect example of

Gabrielle doing that thing where it yeah

yeah yeah I disagree at my grandma died

yep yeah I was there I watched yeah Oh

like what what are you talking about all

right

just kiss me so it's a lot of pressure

I'm brilliant because she's so short

birthday so when you're kissing a girl

fingers in the nostrils Oh why'd you do

that why did you do that babe don't do

that again never do that again

why not it was fine all right it's clean

I'm never washing this hand again okay

so I don't know how to explain this know

that this being so stupid and cringy

yeah I know some of my friends from high

school are watching this mime appearance

maybe I'd like to take this moment to

apologize

yeah okay well alright so when you're

kissing a girl you have to take the lead

okay because you don't want that weird

thing that almost just happened to us

where you when you're kissing someone

they go the wrong way or they go the

same way ruins the whole thing so you

have to be in control I like to use my

hands I big I have big hands but they're

very feminine looking you know I'm

saying I don't know what they had to do

with anything but basically I like to

grab Gabrielle like this okay not like

this

that might give up the wrong the idea

that's that sometimes that sends the

wrong signal so you want to hold him

like this

three fingers in the back but I don't

want you when you're about to kiss a

girl I don't want you to be over here

like checking your notes before about to

make out like okay it's like three

fingers three fingers okay go behind

that okay so three fingers go behind the

neck

oh this one goes behind the ears right

three fingers behind the neck one behind

the ears does that make sense you guys

can kind of see that and then one right

here this is so that you can guide them

okay so like like you can like hold

their face and go now just came that was

really inappropriate I'm sorry okay so

you hold the girl like this right so now

you're in control you know where she's

gonna go so if I'm going like this you

don't want her to have to like wait for

you to do it have to react quick enough

you wanna just do it for her so like all

what I'll do is I'll just grab Gabrielle

and five minutes before like a mid

conversation so like how's your day been

going sooner I'm saying I have a little

slight little tilted left wait like that

don't curtsy grab it like this okay I

know but sorry so yeah you want to be

loose like gentle like this sooner I'm

saying obviously close your eyes because

if someone takes a picture of you

kissing a girl in your eyes or straight

up open like that that's gonna be

strange so good so that's a nice little

peck right and you don't always have to

be touching them yeah but okay but do

you want to make the girl go crazy just

grab their face I think that is the most

just what I did yeah I know and you did

really good I was like oh yes please

that's what I think that's what was

going on in my head but if you want if

you're a girl and you want to make

Pullman by his no you do not do that

that guy's not every girl has the balls

that you've got okay no girls going over

here like I have a crush on you not like

that I'm not meeting like not having

like you know if the timings okay but

that's that's almost never going to

happen if they're watching this video

but learn how to kiss it's likely that

that opportunity is never going to

happen if you're the type of person has

to watch a video like this you're either

very young or like you're just trying to

learn about it you know what I'm saying

the type of person that can just grab

someone by the shirt yang come in and

start tongue throating them that's not

the type of person that's watching this

video yeah yes I don't want to stick

your but sometimes you don't always want

to be doing the thing where you grab

their face you know maybe they're like

you know they just did their makeup

their closet maybe you haven't washed

your hands in a couple days

you just went to the bathroom you're

picking your nose you did all of them

you know you don't want to be like all

open their face you know what I'm saying

like you don't wanna be that don't be

that guys like this fixes their hair and

then tries to go for that you don't

wanna be doing that but like you can

grab them about here you have to sit on

your tippy toes

grab them by the waist rev them by the

waist like that you know what I'm saying

and but the problem is you're kind of

exposed because now you're leaving it up

to her to have the reaction time like to

like tilt cuz you don't to be doing this

I keep your head straight that's weird

nose your nose break someone else like

good thing is a lot of girls didn't play

call of duty back in the day so they

haven't developed that like reaction

time required to tilt we're the correct

direction like if I go like this right

now like pretend you didn't know this

was happening I spent like this sooner

I'm Sam I didn't even tilt Gabrielle

tilt it for some reason it's just

natural but but like you don't want to

go the wrong way

I always just go left so the hand is the

best way

that's my only that's my only advice

though so what else you're gonna grab me

okay grabbing SH and then the girl don't

feel awkward about you and so you can

put it like this or you can like grab

their neck and just or you can just be

more mmm yeah just gonna be dominated

sometimes I just wanna be smacked just

beat me down I want to be unconscious

when you kiss me

maybe you cannot let an awkward silence

be after it I say yeah you gotta say

something sometimes I just don't know I

need to say something like okay Jack

give me tips this is your video right

you need to be confident you can't be

worried like oh my gosh did I just mess

up and then act kind of like scared like

pull away no just go with it

pretend like you are absolutely perfect

because the thing about it is if you're

like kind of timid with it it almost

gives you a pass to be bad because you

can pick up on the figure there's you

know timid if they're a good person they

recognize that you know everyone has

like their awkward moments but if you're

all confident and you just stick your

tongue down them and they don't want it

that's not good if you learn anything

from that like this video I'm just

saying like no one wants that and if

they do they'll let you know but yeah

you just be yourself you definitely

don't to go too fast you don't wanna be

out of breath you don't want to be like

you don't look like you just gotta have

a marathon when you're trying you don't

to be like panting also one thing for me

in particular a lot of guys have this I

have I only sweat two places my armpits

and my upper lip and some other places

but you don't want to hear about that

but you want to make sure you don't have

that sweaty lip going on so when you're

about to kiss a girl whoo you know what

I'm saying so the guys you better be

we're putting these down your notes on

your phone okay I want to see three

fingers so one two three six behind the

neck two behind the ear one right here

you know what I'm saying

sometimes you go for a little bit of a

snipe you know you're way back here

uh-oh sniper you know what I'm saying

okay maybe maybe you want to go fly can

it like an aerial attack

it's like she's down here you're like

I'm a basketball player you know what

I'm saying see she hit tilt that's what

I'm saying that was my bad I'll do that

again so I'm holding her neck like this

ready aerial attack I just kissed teeth

maybe we're not the right people to

teach you how to do that stop laughing

ever this isn't funny I'm sorry this is

kissing this is very serious so I'm

going for the aerial attack still in

motion i tilt her soon I'm saying

perfect but let's say we've been dating

for about three minutes and I'm ready

for the next step so I'm up here I just

got out of the basketball court

go down mmm

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wipe it off your face you want everyone

to know yeah that's right I'm

contaminated I'm dirty contaminated you

don't want to be like breathing too

heavily from your mouth Gabriel shut

your mouth yeah guys don't be like an

inhaler don't be like you don't know how

to breathe whenever you're kissing wall

shot another really good tip in case you

didn't know is like before you bet to

make out don't like here go for a kiss

don't pause her without your inhaler

don't do that you know I'm saying don't

okay what else

um what's in there that tip was a good

tip like I guess so but like obviously

people are gonna like no not to don't

don't just go that be discussed know

just while you're kissing if you're

enduring light out sesh it's okay to

like babe if you're in a makeout sesh it

doesn't matter at that point you don't

need to be learning anything from us

yeah you have you guys got this was

gonna be like there's no way I would

ever let myself do this but if you guys

thought that this is gonna be like a

step-by-step guide on how to kiss

someone with like like exam no that's

not gonna know did you think you think

you had like what does it even mean what

do you mean what could you possibly mean

by that because we don't really know

what's like going on in your head jack

sometimes I'm thinking you're about to

say this but it's a you say this and I'm

like whoa whoa whoa all right we just

lost subscribers

okay well the point of this video was

like and entertained people like me

people throw up and cringe but we're not

done yet

there's some way different types of kids

sorry I'm just gonna go off my outfit on

my head so eating over the lip that

shoot kiss that's the safest bet you

never want if you haven't if you want to

know if she's comfortable kissing

kissing kissing on the cheek but only in

a cute moment that she'll appreciate

okay don't just go for it I ran a moment

but like if you like like if you do

something for her like you bring her

food and she sits in her passenger seat

or like sits on your lap

something you do something nice for her

and she's

clearly in a good mood feeling happy

bubbly if you just kiss on the cheek

like that

nothing crazy she'll either like it and

if she does it she's uncomfortable

you'll know and then you will know not

to kiss her but no girl will ever let

you kiss you her on the cheek and then

not let you kiss her on it unless it's

like like a grandparent or you know I'm

saying like like if I like if I like I

don't have to expend any better like if

I kiss you on the cheek and you send me

a signal like don't do that again I'm

not going to go for the yeah it's a good

test right yeah it's a test trials like

a pre-order sale the duck and merge link

down below now just because I feel bad

we're gonna actually get really

educational so one thing you don't want

to do is don't pucker your lips too much

the point of feeling good about the kiss

is that the lips are loose and they're

like moving around that's like the

sensation is what makes the kissing feel

good that's why people kiss so you don't

wanna be over here like an idiot

puckering your cheek so it looks like a

cat's butthole you don't look like you

know what I'm saying you just don't

wanna do you don't bite their lips do

not do that don't do it it's stupid

Gabrielle did that to me one time it

hurt it scared me I didn't like but if

you're gonna do it like be be very

gentle if you're at that point but if

you're at that point you don't need to

learn how to kiss the type of person

that's watching this video trying to

learn how to kiss does not need to be

biting anyone's live don't do it I'm

serious don't do it it's startling

gabrielle was Lily on top of me freaking

bit my lip and I was like I just had to

be straight out like don't do that again

it hurt she like forgot to like let go

so when she pulled him away it just tore

my lip of that ruined my day I wasn't

enjoying that I don't enjoy that also

don't forget it you don't have to

constantly be you can like take a break

pause take a breath inhaler and then go

back into it you know switch sides to

you don't want to be like you don't

don't don't make her realize that you've

been doing this like same side thing for

like like she's going that way you're

going that way flake more than 30 so you

want to switch it up while you are

kissing like don't just be doing the

exact same thing the entire time one

thing that people don't recognize also

is with your hands okay that's important

don't be a wiener with your hands don't

be over here like girl when I grab the

you know thingies you know the back

muscles that pop in the back like you

blow air back you know I'm saying just

those are handles

you don't ever saying like you just grab

that and then just kiss and like feel

don't be a weird about it

don't you mean it like became it's not

right you know

just hold them don't be look like doom

nah I swear to god this is like a middle

school thing even in middle school it's

not cool when you're kissing someone you

might as well have your hands behind

your back when they're just down like

this okay let's do something with your

hands not this this is weird

don't do that that's strange down below

here the waist the waist area the neck

area you know and if you're like really

weird just grab them by the hair no

don't do that

don't girls will get mad they do that's

more of like a mean thing but yeah you

definitely be using your hands hands are

so important it's like part of the

experience okay also pay attention to

what the other person is doing don't be

out here sitting there like like if

she's clearly like you know about like

if it seems like she's like if she's

crying

maybe stop you know I'm saying maybe you

shouldn't want to kiss you if she's

gagging maybe she doesn't want to kiss

you you know what I'm saying don't be

you know breathe into it if she's like

it looks terrified she's like you know

she's reaching for her pepper spray stop

kissing her you know I'm saying don't do

that Gabrielle you've had this problem

where every time I try to hit on her

she'd be reaching for a pepper spray I'm

like stop you know what I mean though oh

it only happens when people talk about

the time Gabrielle Springer spray paint

or pepper 73 that was not a good video

that would not be funny to talk about

I'll talk about if you want us to yeah

but here's another tip you don't want to

be overthinking everything to the point

that's the most important yes lastly if

you don't want to just be like okay it's

like a robot like you don't want to look

like over smooth just do it if you have

the intentions of kissing a girl the

first opportunity to do it I know you

probably won't because you're scared but

you got to do it you don't want to be

that because the Milagro you wait the

more anxious you're gonna get the more

you'll choke the more you'll sweat the

more you'll overthink every situation

and then when you miss the opportunity

you're gonna be really upset so guess

what be like me and just find an old

woman that knows what she wants

there was never an

woman yes there was a Breeland there was

a bunch of them there was a bunch of

them there was so many long take him

seriously Lisa she tells jokes but you

can't tell you think my parents bought

me all those Xbox games now those girls

would be coming through the world those

those old women would be the Cougars

would be coming through my back window

giving me the new Call of Duty every

year my dad and my mom wouldn't want me

to buy it because I was addicted to Call

of Duty add my plugs you're saying one

more kiss just for the people that I've

actually made all the way that's a

that's a kiss no tongue

don't do tongue yet yeah you have to

honestly let the other person decide you

have tongues okay let them do it first

most people don't even like tongue

tongues so overrated it's creepy it's

like you know how much coordination is

required to do that to you what I'm

saying though like you can't do it try

it pretend you're eating a cupcake can't

do it it's like the letters of the

alphabet remember no that's they used to

say in like middle school draw the

letters of outfits whatever don't do

that I read you for makeup that's like

sticking your tongue anyways guys we

hope you enjoyed we're gonna stop there

yes maybe this video helped hopefully it

was also entertaining never in my life

did I ever think I'd make a video like

this but hopefully we were able to make

it entertaining because I was there's no

way I'm gonna be over here step for

proper feet placement no way

no you just want to be read up on them

be weird with it you know be yourself if

you're like a charismatic outgoing

person get way that way if you're quiet

and kind of you know you know okay well

we're kind of secluded surprise the crap

I'm gonna start making out with them

hope you guys enjoyed this video we'll

see you in the next one

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